Elementary – Ang Trapik! I’ll Walk!

18 03 2016

Is this a dream? Is this real? Is this really a new episode? It is! And the lesson explains the long wait… traffic! No one does traffic like Manila does! So, listen in as the crew talks about getting stuck in EDSA… and Razi almost dying in a mountain! Doesn’t make sense? Well, if you listen, we PROMISE it’ll make sense.

A: Ang trapik! Wala po bang ibang daan?
B: Wala, ito na yon.
A: Hassle! Maglalakad na lang ako!

A: It’s so traffic! Is there no other way?
B: Nope, this is it.
A: Hassle! I’ll just walk then!

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Elementary – Driving School

2 02 2012

They say that if you can drive in the Philippines, you can drive anywhere. But this innate talent of driving has to come from somewhere right? Of course! And all roads lead back to driving school which is what Mickey and Cris will discuss in 2012’s first Kalyespeak episode.

A: Marunong ka ba magmaneho?
B: Opo!
A: Sige, ano yang hawak mo?
B: Cambio po.
A: Sira! Manibela yan!

A: Do you know how to drive?
B: Yes!
A: Ok, so what’s that thing your holding?
B: The gear stick.
A: Crazy! That’s the steering wheel!

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